No posts?

I have no excuse.It is rather inexcusable, 100% so.I have postable things happen to me. On a severely regular basis, actually.But often when I sit down to write them out, they are flat; they are like what the earth used to be before Columbus decided to throw us all for a loop, or for a globe.I need to take time to unflatten them out, and I plan to do that soon. Like yesterday.